Praise the big ole floppies,
and the precious itty bitties.
Celebrate, admire,
but don’t pity these titties.
Are they bulbous or pert?
Are they droopy or deflated?
Do they leak and do they spray
before baby’s satiated?
Take a beat to honour,
the uniqueness of your rack.
Do your nips face separate walls
when you’re laying on your back?
Do they jiggle with your giggle?
Or stay steady, firm like shelves?
Who needs #freethenipple
when they’ll try to free themselves?
Or do they point up in the air?
As if reaching towards the ceiling?
Do they stay in place or bounce around
as soon as you’re cartwheeling?
Is one bigger, is one smaller?
Do they sag at different lengths?
Would they cite on applications,
different weaknesses and strengths?
So, a Cheers to each one!
To the bouncers and resistors,
‘cause you know what they'll tell you,
that they’re not twins, they’re sisters.
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